SO, I loved Haiku Wednesday, and apparently, so did my mom. She didn't post her replies directly here, but I'm taking the liberty of adding them as they trickle in :-P
Today, she found a marauder in our garden. A Squash Boring Beetle (gak.) - they bore into the core of the plant and it d-i-e-s :-( Here is what she sent to me:
red and black villain
boring beetle looking fancy
now sucks squash no more
Ya'll, I snorted when I read that. Pure genius.
Since my world is still on fire, I don't have a lot to add... bye... :-)