... to be 20 months old. (A pictorial)
First, you have to drag your doll Lucy aaaaaallllllllll over the zoo to show her the important stuff - like 'ish':
Then (after a nice long nap), you have to wear Mama's bracelet and pick obsessively at your bandaged knee:
Then you have to wear Mama's bracelet around your ankle while continuing to pick obsessively at your bandage:
THEN you have to drag your new 'onkey' to your room and refuse to sit still so that Mama can take your picture:
In fact, the reason that you can't sit still for a picture is that you need to pretend to read a book whilst tooting softly and disavowing all knowledge of said toots:
Then you have to ignore Mama for giggling about your toots:
Then you have to watch Bob the Builder while 'onkey' gives you a hug (and you pinch his nose):
Seriously. It's a LOT of work. Ask any Lily Ruth you know. Wait, you can't - she's too busy...
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